Tell An Old Joke Day 2024 is on Wednesday, July 24, 2024: Here's my joke for the day?

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HILARIOUS joke!!!!! LOL!! Here's one for you:

A little girl who lives with her poor mother goes to school one day. While playing on the playground three boys in her class came up and offered her five dollars to climb up the pole. The girl quickly ran home and told her mom what had happened. In response, her mother said "don't do it they just want to see your panties".

The next day, around the same time, the boys came and upped the offer; now they were willing to pay her 10 dollars for her to climb the pole. In her excitement she ran home and told her mom what had happened, again. Her mother told her, "don't do it they just want to see your panties".

The next day, the girl goes to school, she climbs the pole and comes out with 20 dollars. She runs home and tells her mom all about it,. Her mom tells her, "I told you not to climb the pole, they just wanted to see your panties!" The young girl replies, "but mama, I tricked them, I didn't wear any panties!"

What are some good and clean jokes to tell?

MY FAVOURITE JOKE:

There were two muffins in an oven. One said, "Man, it's really hot in here." and the other one said, "AHHHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH! Okay, but the reason that's my favourite may just be because i'm weird...

And:

Be aloof, the world needs more loofs. =D

HAAHHAAHAHAHHA!

Okay, serious time....

There were three men on a plane...an American man, a Chinese man and an Aussie. The plane was a too heavy, so they decided to throw some things off to make it lighter.

The Aussie threw out a brick. (Do we like brick-layering or something??)

The Chinese man threw out a pair of chopsticks.

And the American threw out a bomb. (??)

However, even after they discarded these few posessions, the plane was still too heavy, so they landed the plane on a beach.

They saw a girl crying so they asked her what was wrong. She said, "I was just swimming and I heard this noise above me, but when i looked up, a chopstick hit me in the eye."

The Chinese man apologized and said he was sorry, it was probably his, then they continued walking.

Eventually they came to a man, he was crying even harder than the girl had been, so they asked him what was wrong. "I was walking and a BRICK landed on my foot!"

The Aussie apologised, and said it was probably his, then they continued on their way.

After a while, they came to another man. This one was crying MUCH harder than either of the other people they'd seen, so they asked him what was wrong.

And in between fits of laughter, he managed to gasp out, "I FARTED AND I BLEW UP THE HOUSE!"

=D That was long...

Hope i helped, and good luck. xx

Old Jokes & Kids?

Lmao..

That's happened to me with my five year-old brother. One day he came home from school and told me the "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" joke (i don't know just how old that one is, but oh well). The funny thing is, he actually told it wrong, which means he doesn't even get it, haha.

he said : 'Because 7 wants to eat 9!'