Holy Humor Month on April, 2023: My 16 month old is Speaking In Tongues! Who can I find to interpret the Holy Spirit as it flows
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LMAO you get a star!
LMFAO @ those who think this is a serious question. Hit
Where is God's sense of humor best displayed in the bible?
The old Testament God was pretty much a direct action God, none of those drunken prophesies that the Greek Gods gave. Still the O.T God was particularly good at smiting and here are some
2Kings 2:23-24 : 42 children are killed for calling a prophet "baldy", by two she-bears.
1Samuel 6:19 : 50 070 (or 70) people are killed for looking in (or "at") the Ark of the Covenant.
1Kings 20:30 : God makes a wall fall on and kill 27 000 of an army retreating from some Israelites.
Numbers 16:16-49 : Death to all those who complain (14 950 of them altogether)
2 Samuel 6:6-11 - God kills someone for accidentally touching the Ark of the Covenant
Still the OT God when not smiting when the Ark at one point fell into the hands of the Philistines, God was not thrilled his holy box with the Ten Commandments was in the hands of a bunch of pagan worshipers,so he decided to put some heat on the Philistines, literally.
As strange as it sounds, God whacked the Philistines with a seven-month-long, flaring pack of hemorrhoids. In fact, these folks were in so much agony, Scripture goes out of its way to declare 'the cry of the city went up to heaven.' (1 Samuel 5:12) Yes, hemorrhoids were heard in heaven "he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and hemorrhoids broke out upon them." (1 Samuel 5:9). Needless to say the Ark came back to the Israelites pretty quickly with an apology too. So it is obvious that God had a sense of humor.
Will some holier than thou parent please direct me to the chapter in the perfect parenting handbook?
you must also refer to yourself as, Dylans mommy, or Jades mommy, or mommy of 3! because, you know, once you have kids, you're dead inside and out...wear mom jeans, drive a mini van and just quit life.
can you grab me the clorox wipes? little Dylan has smeared dogshit on the window pane again...teehee, isn't he darling? he thought of that himself and he's only 39 months old!