Cow Milked While Flying In An Airplane Day 2025 is on Tuesday, February 18, 2025: a long ass survey of weird questions?

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1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? because the sun wants our hair light and pretty in the summer, and if it doesnt tan your body then you look dead all summer.

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? o_O I can, want to see?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? its lubricated

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Because they dont tell them, other wise they wouldnt get their money

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?same reason as Ididyourmomlastnight is. =) Jk, idk, they like you to have to take forever writing it.

6. Why is a boxing ring square? Idk? shouldn't it be a circle

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? to keep out the sicko necrophiliacs

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? What?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Rains heaver so is like bomb drops, and snow flys, so it falls? wow that didnt make sense o_O

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start? It has alzheimers and gets confused

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I don't, but my mom does, o_O she said she cant think with loud music

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? To make the dish liquid taste stronger of lemons incase it gets in your mouth

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? He makes you broke for a while

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? little hand was already taken.

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Because ....idk lol

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? There is?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? >.< there should be, but fish are greedy little s h i t s.

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? Why would you do that to a poor kitty? I think its call animal abuse.

19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? try it

20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? No

21. What do people in China call their good plates? China plates?

22. What do you call a male ladybug? I've wondered that too. but i gues none of them are man enough to be manbugs.

23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? n/a?

24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? To make it sound better

25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra? like pair of boobs? iunno

26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? i guess you can, if you want to go to jail

27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? To test you.

28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? because I said so

29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? they want to be like the states?

30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? itd be to much weight?

31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Lol, ummm, idk

32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? no

33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? a sled

34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?We don't have a 7-11 where I live, but I guess the same reason as walmart. to keep out unwanted people

35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it? They are to lazy

36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?freedom, thats why we don't have any even though people think we do

37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? baby pee

38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? yup, and they call it green booger milk

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? you drive faster

40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? LMAO good question,

41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? because they switched names

42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? o_O I though cotton was what shrank

43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? they did that to be funny

44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? hmmm

45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? nvm thought about that.