International Kissing Day or World Kiss Day 2024 is on Saturday, July 6, 2024: What would you say to a international day of nuclear disarmament?

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Or maybe a day when EVERY country gets to have a nuke.

We may as well go out in one big blast than have this obamination drain the blood from us bit by bit while alienating our allies and kissing up to our enemies.

With his "plan of action" it will happen anyway, so my feeling is

"PUSH the #$#$ Button....do it NOW."

First Kiss? Don't want awkward?

My friend, I can help you with this. I am, in fact, an expert at kissing. Don't get creeped because I'm a guy, because I can totally help you. You're kissing a guy, right?

I have served as a senior consultant for the UN High Commission On Dating And Romance, a secret international organization governing the rules and procedures for all things involving love. Don't look, you won't find our website. I told you, we're secret. Not even the CIA knows where we meet!

I can tell you this because it's true: There is no such thing as a bad kisser. No way, no how. Ever since kissing was invented back in 1982, not one person on earth has ever done it incorrectly. There is no wrong way to kiss, and that's a scientific fact and a law of nature. So have no fear about that.

Here's a secret: When you're kissing a guy, the very fact that you're kissing him will make him realize that you are the best kisser in the world, maybe even the universe. I don't care if you miss your target and end up kissing his eyebrow, it will knock him absolutely senseless.

All you do is put your lips to his, just like you'd kiss grandma, and hold it there for as long as you like. That's it, that's all. You don't need to get all fancy with your first kiss, it will be just as powerful even if it's really short. And don't worry about that tongue thing or what to do with your lips. All that stuff, all of it, will come naturally all on its own. You'll know what I mean when you get there, but I can't explain it to you here. You don't need any explanation though, trust me.

NOTE: Your guy will be just as nervous as you about kissing, plus he'll have that whole no-means-no law looming over him, so he might never make the first move. That's OK, you can make him make the first move and he'll still think it was his idea. Just move in real close, lightly touch your lips to his just barely, then pull back just a bit. It's called the almost-kiss, probably because it's almost a kiss, and he'll kiss you after you do it. You might have to tell him it's OK to kiss you (sorry, that's the law), but he'll do it.

After your first kiss, don't be shocked if your guy drools a bit or passes out because he forgot to breathe, because that's normal. After my first kiss (she moved in from behind and stealth-kissed me out of nowhere), I was walking into walls and forgetting my own name for about 3 days. It was like being hit by lightning.

Yes, a kiss really is that powerful. Kisses have started wars, built civilizations and moved mountains, so use them wisely. And stop looking for us on the UN website. I told you, we're secret.

So now when that time comes, and it will, you can forget about the what-if's and concentrate on that magic feeling. I hope this helps.

What are some interesting facts/info about Earth Day or innovative ways to celebrate it?

Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to watch a TV for three hours - it's equivalent to half a gallon of gasoline.

Earth Day is a relatively new holiday and was first celebrated on April 22 in 1970. More than 20 million Americans participated in this first Earth Day celebration

Earth Day was founded by a senator of Wisconsin and the day is credited for creating the environmentalism movement.

April 22 is the first official day of Spring in the Northern hemisphere and of Fall in the Southern hemisphere and was chosen to be Earth Day for this reason.

Never underestimate the importance of recycling: if every newspaper was recycled, we could save about 250,000,000 trees each year. Unfortunately only 27% of all American newspapers are recycled.

More than 20,000,000 Hershey's Kisses are wrapped each day, using 133 square miles of tinfoil. All that foil is recyclable, but not many people realize it.

Only 11% of the earth's surface is used to grow food.

The world's first national park was started in 1872 at Yellowstone National Park in the US.

The first major international conference on environmental issues was held in Sweden in 1972 and was sponsored by the United Nations.

The first wildlife refuge was formed on Pelican Island Florida in 1903.

The patron Saint of ecologists is St. Francis and the first proclamation of Earth Day was made by the mayor of San Francisco in 1970.

A highlight of the annual Earth Day ceremony at the United Nations is the ringing of the Peace Bell that was given to the UN by Japan. It is made from coins given by school children to further peace on our planet.