Turkey-free Thanksgiving 2024 is on Wednesday, November 27, 2024: free Thanksgiving - Why did the Turkey cross the road?To prove he wasn't a chicken of course!!!!?

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Question: Why did the turkey crossed the road?

Answers:

Because it was there..

He forgot the stuffing..

To hide until Thanksgiving's over..

He failed the breathanalyzer test..

He was picketing "EAT more Chikkin"

He proved that by being a chicken, he is still is the "other" white meat.

He wanted to proved roadkill is free meat..

He wanted to show the scene of the crime... where his friends were rounded up and put into a truck in the middle of the night..

To pick up his friends for Thanksgiving.

FADE IN: Channel 34 TBW News.. "Here we have Angela with the news"....Newscaster: "Why did this particular turkey crossed the road? That answer may come soon as history is made. He has crossed that street 999,999 times.. and he needs one more to break the record!... Watch out for the dump truck!!.. Sorry, folks, this report has come to an end.." Aside and off camera... "pissstt.. grab the turkey.. free meat... for Thanksgiving..." Yippee!"

Made them up.. just now... ENJOY..

Does any one have any good tips on buying a turkey?

Thanksgiving Day in Canada is on October 14 and it is never to early to plan for a large dinner.

Here are my tips

If you can buy a fresh killed turkey, do so. The taste and moistness will definitely be worth the extra money and believe me it will cost quite a bit more than your typical supermarket turkey.

Free Range turkeys usually have more flavor than those that aren't. I'd check out the brands first, because some "free range" turkey are only given slightly more room to walk around than regular grown turkeys or allowed out for a only a few minutes a day.

Smaller turkeys (14 pounds and under) are generally more flavorful and moister than larger birds, so if you have the room and need a bigger bird, roast 2 turkeys.

I haven't found a big difference in flavor or moisture between "fresh" and frozen supermarket turkeys. Most turkeys are shipped in to your market at such low temperatures that they are almost frozen when they arrive and then are defrosted in the market and sold as fresh.

If you buy a frozen turkey, try to be sure it has no freezer burn on it and make sure to move it from the freezer to the fridge to give it enough time to defrost. I usually give the turkey 1 extra day.

Allow 1 lb. of turkey per person.

Happy Thanksgiving

How can I proceed to donate food for this holiday?

Maybe a church in your area is doing a food bank. They might take it and be able to ship it to a soup kitchen or something.