Women's Golf Month on June, 2019: Do you watch Golf on T.V.?
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have you seen women's golf lately?
dude they have some hot chicks now
check it out
and yeah mens golf on tv is freaking boring
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive?
Right that's it, enough of your sexist jokes.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ."
How do you fix a woman's watch? Don't bother; there's a clock on the oven.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
What' the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once.
Why do women wear white on their wedding day? So they will
match the stove and fridge.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womens
sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
In the beginning .......God created earth and rested. Then God
created man and rested. then God created woman. Since then,
neither God nor Man has rested.
Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run
95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand
closer to the sink.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't
shut up long enough to build up pressure.
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping
on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women to walk on
their hind legs.
Men have their faults. But women have only two. Everything they
say. And everything they do.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your
going to want to shoot it.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at
least he'll shut up after you let him in.
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what!
I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
If you could possibly get anymore I'd be impressed
Women's Sport Questions?
Umm. That person said cheer doesnt take alot of time. Cheerleading takes a ton of time. Depends on what cheer your doing competitive/Pom. Etc. its time consuming and is around roughly 800$-2000$ Try figure skating? When i did it i was level 4 and didnt take much of my time away. Cross country? Track!? Cheer if you want to but know that you need to be flexible. Your jumps need to be high. And tumble if you can. Youd be a flyer most likely though. So be extra flexible! Even though it cost alot its cause camp. And the uniforms. Etc. They do have payment plans and fundraisers though. 100$ a month. so and so. We need more cheerleaders. Pump up that crowd girly. But dont be cocky. Or that stereo typical cheerleader. Anyways. I think cheer would be good for you but track and cross country. Is another