International Astrology Day 2024 is on Wednesday, March 20, 2024: Which is the best astrology (horoscope) site?
Wednesday, March 20, 2024 is International Astrology Day 2024.
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Almost any newspaper or astrology website. There are thousands every day. My favorite are from The Onion. Here are some:
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
You're finally entering the period of life in which the things that you want to do greatly outnumber the things that you will eventually do.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
The way to respond to a stupid question is to pretend not to hear it, which is why your friends all seem to have hearing problems.
Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
An elite squad of international assassins will target you in an effort to make sure that the secrets behind your famous chili stay secret.
Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
Everyone has one of those uncles who knows how to use a rifle, add a deck to the house, and catch a trout—everyone, that is, except for your nephew.
Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
After everyone has spoken, there will be an awkward, 90-second silence, at which point people will agree that you've been eulogized enough.
Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
The debate on whether we have a shame- or a guilt-based society is complicated when, due to some odd circumstances, you kill a man by ******* your pants.
Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Once again, you'll be surprised by how many of your troubles can be traced back to that smelly old couch.
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
Though it's noble that you became an accounts adjuster to make the world a better place, it remains unclear exactly how that's going to happen.
On an astrology ephemeris, are the actual calculations based on 12 Noon?
What you may not know is the sun is Gemini right now.
According to the boundaries for the constellations adopted by the International Astronomical Union in 1921, there are 13 signs of the zodiac instead of the usual 12; time from Ophiuchus the snake handler is usually included in time given to Scorpius. If you already know your astrological sign from reading an astrology column in a newspaper or from consultation with an astrologer, you may be surprised that few of these dates correspond to the dates listed in the newspaper's astrological column. Why? Generally, listed astrological signs and the dates given by most astrologers assume that you were born around 140 AD.
PISCES March 14 - April 19 The first day of spring, the vernal equinox, occurs when the sun is in Pisces on March 20
ARIES April 20 - May 15
TAURUS May 16 - June 21 The first day of the summer the summer solstice, occurs when the sun is exactly on the border between Taurus and Gemini on June 21.
GEMINI June 22 - July 21
CANCER July 22 - August 10
LEO August 11 - September 17
VIRGO September 18 - October 31 The first day of fall, the autumnal equinox, occurs when the sun is in Virgo on September 23
LIBRA November 1 - November 24
SCORPIUS November 25 - November 30
OPHIUCHUS December 1 - December 18
SAGITTARIUS December 19 - January 20 The first day of winter, the winter solstice, occurs when the sun is in Sagittarius on December 21.
CAPRICORNUS January 21 - February 16
AQUARIUS February 17 - March 13
Astrology ephemeris make an adjustment to pretend that we are living two thousand years ago.
Is today a Astrology's Fashion Breakdown day?
sup!
yeah i know! harrison ford is creepy too..i dont know why but im scared
haha i guess we could make it international horoscope fashion day or something. I dont like the subject its boring me though LOL zzzzzzzzzzzz
but go for it leo you show stopper!
sleepy cancer